Ten Things {I Wish Didn’t Make Me Fat}

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You will be.

Here are ten things I wish didn’t make me fat.

You know.  So I could eat them with no guilt.

“Schlop.  Schlopp.  Beautiful schlopp.  Beautiful schlopp with a cherry on top.”  ~Dr. Suess

Texas Roadhouse Rolls with Honey Butter – I’m a bread lover and these definitely pass the test.  I actually think this recipe is better the than Texas Roadhouse version.

Lemon Raspberry Cheesecake – okay, I’m not even that huge of a cheesecake fan, but this picture deserves an award or something.  I think even a lemon-hating, raspberry-hating, cheesecake-hating person would suddenly decide they needed this is if they saw the photo. 😉   razcheezsunrum2011

Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Eggs – I’m such a sucker for chocolate and peanut butter.  I literally have to steer myself away from the Easter aisles every spring so I won’t buy the Reese’s eggs.   IMG_6343w

This Bean Dip – You know me and taco-flavored stuff.  I’ve made this several times and could eat the whole pan in a day or two if I allowed myself.
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Mounds Brownies – hello, fat rolls.  It may be worth it, though…    Mounds Brownies 001wm

This Chocolate Cake with Reese’s Frosting – I would make one every week for the rest of my life if it didn’t have twenty trillion calories and cause a mild heart attack when you eat it.   august-2012-175

Pretzel Nuggets – just kill me now.   pretzel nuggets

100 Grand Fudge – My eyes, my eyes!  Take it away before I do something I regret!

Stuffed French Toast – I’ve made this once or twice and it is the bomb.    P1110655-1

Jalapeno Popper Grilled Cheese – Just like bread, cheese is a huge weakness of mine.  And just look at this ooey-gooey wonderfulness…   6028325846_d4fdb1a5b8_o

These amazing breadsticks – dudes, I told ya I had a bread problem.  I’ve forced these down anyone that visits my house.  If you come, I will make them.   january-2012-164edit

So….if calories weren’t an issue, what would YOU make?


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10 thoughts on “Ten Things {I Wish Didn’t Make Me Fat}”

  1. Homemade Pretzels. I could seriously eat the whole recipe myself. And any kind of cheesecake.
    And actually, homemade bread in general. Anita’s cinnamon roll recipe.

    I gotta stop.

  2. I am booking my flight for one days worth of glutiny to TEXAS! Be ready with a batch of each of these items. It’s called a pig fest and me and you are gonna be HUGE!!!!! Totally worth it!

  3. OH my goodness! I am so with you. Texas roadhouse rolls with the cinnamon butter? Yes, PLEASE! Pretzel bites – YUM! If calories didn’t count today I would go to the Cupcakery and buy some of my favorite cupcakes. OR I’d make a heath bar cake. I have a whole board on pinterest called ‘It’s better to PIN it than to EAT it.’
    Allison @ http://www.allisonskinnyjeans.com

  4. Oh my goodness, I want to eat all of these things about a million times over. Good thing I’m already fat! ;D (Seriously, though, that Reese’s frosted cake looks incredible.)

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