Dear Snickers freezer cake, you singlehandedly destroyed any confidence I had in my ability in the kitchen. Thanks a lot. Dear Susannah and Madeline, seeing how much fun you have with your cousins makes me wish I had grown up with a few close by. Dear baby Be-ye-kah (pronunciation courtesy of Madeline), you’re too cute with your gigantic eyes and fuzzy hairs. So I forgive you for peeing all over my skirt during church. Dear Coke Zero, after this weekend I think we should probably own stock in the company. Dear husband, grey is NOT the new blonde. Enough, already. Dear Heather and Caleb, thanks for eating all our steaks and ruining our lives. Come back soon.