Tuesday Letter

Dear Madeline, please stop referring to the dark-skinned kid on the Little Einstein DVD as the “chocolate boy.” Also, in your bug-killing frenzies, you may want to watch out for wasps. You’re killing me, smalls. Dear Susannah, you are NOT allowed to stomp on your sisters face and then act all casual about it when we ask you why. Dear pull-up bar, I’m just telling you now, I WILL conquer you. Even if it takes me the rest of my life. Dear Jerm, sneaking up on me = not cool. Dear Heidi, happy birthday, baby sister! Dear self, why are you not losing weight?!?! WHY?!?!!?

5 thoughts on “Tuesday Letter”

  1. What is your temperature? If it’s not at least 98.6, all days, except pre-menstrual, then your thyroid is not well and all the exercising and dieting in the world will not make you lose weight. If your thyroid is healthy then you will naturally stabilize at the weight and size that you are healthiest at, no work required. Plus, eating a chocolate cake for breakfast won’t do anything but make you happy. 🙂

    1. ….so you’re saying I could eat all I wanted and my body would keep excess weight off?
      That doesn’t make any logical sense.
      I must be misunderstanding.

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