Dear Susannah, whenever I tell you that you’re driving me completely nuts, an appropriate response is NOT “ooooh, yum, I LOVE nuts!” Dear husband, although it’s very nice of you to care about my blog, I don’t think that DIY Drano bombs are a good fit. (snicker.) Dear Susannah (again), I hope you learned an important life lesson: don’t wear gloves while you’re using the restroom. Dear husband (again), thank you, thank you for the new dishwasher. And the new bike.