Dear Susannah, please stop with the impossible-to-answer questions like “Is Satan important?”. I don’t know what to say to that. Dear husband, you really ARE kind of like Dr. House. Not cool. Dear Madeline, Okay, okay, I’m sorry I called you a little barbarian. I didn’t mean to offend your tiny sensibilities. No, it doesn’t mean you have to eat your food uncooked and never bathe again. Yeesh.