Dear Madeline, yes, you ARE going to be grounded from scissors for the rest of your life. That’s what happens when you cut your own hair. Dear Susannah, I know you think daddy knows everything, but I think he was a little offended when you asked him what hell was like when he went there. Dear Brent, thank you SO MUCH for providing my cell number to twenty different re-finance companies. I really appreciate that. Dear self, when you shock the librarians with the number of books you’re checking out, it’s probably a sign that you have a problem. Especially when you don’t mention that you just came from the other branch and have twice as many sitting in the car….