Dear new flooring, even though living through re-modeling is a giant pain, you’re going to look pretty awesome when you’re all finished. Dear self, this weird glass-breaking habit you’ve developed this past week is really annoying. You need to quit before you run out of stuff to break. Dear Despicable Me party, you were fun while you lasted, but I’m glad you’re over. Dear Caleb, remember that one time when I came back and destroyed you in Risk? Remember how awesome that was?! Dear diet, I’m sorry I cheated on you. Let’s get back together.