Dear grocery store on Martin Luther King Day, no offense, but never happening again. No. Never. Dear Madeline, what made you think “HI-YAH” – ing the church door open was a good idea? It was hilarious, but don’t do it again. Dear Mesquite library, thanks so much for not believing me when I promised the book was defaced when we checked it out. You know, the one that was full of handwriting that was clearly not my kids, but you made me pay $24 for anyway. Also, the condescending attitude made it even better. Thanks a lot. You guys rock.